Monthly Archive: March 2014
March 26, 2014
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Natural …
State-owned shipbuilder Fincantieri to apply to list in Milan
March 26, 2014
Guitar shop founder accused of killing girlfriend took an ax to her head.
March 26, 2014
“They Killed the Woman,” Says Resident After Beating in Guaruja, Brazil
March 26, 2014
Amazing Mars Rover Curiosity’s Martian Views
March 26, 2014
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Army of Ghosts You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is …
USA: Taking charge to form a community against Terrorism
March 26, 2014
Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Mr. F He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want …
Fighter jets intercept plane that breached summit flight restriction
March 26, 2014
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Environmentally friendly solid wood chairs going to Milan Furniture Fair
March 26, 2014
How counterfeit cosmetics containing dangerous levels of arsenic are being sold online
March 26, 2014
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of …
Silicon Valley is fed up with slow Internet speeds
March 26, 2014